Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Judging another book by it's cover

My daughter brought home another gem today in her Book Baggie. I will comment on it before reading it because it is way more fun that way.

Alternate Titles:

1. Mr. James waits for his Hustler Magazine
2. A letter from the Probation Officer
3. What to do when your prison pen pal stops writing you
4. How to tamper with your neighbors mail (and how NOT to get caught!)
5. Mr. James sends anthrax to his congressman
6. Mr. James mistakes his mailbox for a loaf of bread again
7. How to look 20 years younger by dying your mustache brown
8. Mr. James learns about mail bombs the hard way
9. Mr James finds his glasses on his forehead, not in the mailbox


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was frickin hilarious. I love the snark.

Patricia said...
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Anonymous said...

That's hilarious. And creepy. Who's the cackling pedophile on the back cover? Is that Mr. James? Dancing amid a flurry of long-awaited prison pen-pal letters? Scary.

Anonymous said...

Where does your child's school find these books? The prison library??? Geez

9uh said...

Eric Kincaid can eat a big ol' plate full a stink with his creepy illustrations!!