Dear Tiger Woods,
I have been a fan since approximately 1996 when I played one season of High School golf. I still have some of my posters that hung proudly on my walls for years. My first email password included your name and I was the first person on the waiting list at the library to check out your Dad's book.
I am sure that all of this baloney in the news is a lie. Your wife was just practicing her golf swing late at night and you walked in the way. You were in such a hurry to leave the house because your baby was out of diapers and you were just heading out for a quick trip to Walgreens.
Having to explain this mayhem to my daughter Tom has been difficult. She asked why you were in so much trouble and I explained that you were a really really bad driver who crashed into all of the stationary objects on your street. Tom suggested that you get your Cup taken away as a punishment until you win another golf tournament.
I hope you and your wife can reconcile in private.
Sincerely,
Sarah
3 comments:
I remember high school golf! I only joined the team (briefly) because Mr. McMurray was such a crack-up, and it was summer vacation and I was bored. I think you and I were the only girls. Those were some good times!
i am dying to know what the removed comment was!
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